6 a.m. Get up and demand an early breakfast. (Loudly!)
7 a.m. Go back to sleep. (You've been up for an entire hour!)
12 p.m. Sleep some more.
4 p.m. Wake up and stretch. (Think gentle, languid movements - you don't want to strain anything.)
5 p.m. Demand dinner. (Order takeout. Purring at your pizza is optional.)
6 p.m. Graciously socialize with other humans. (Call a girlfriend or a relative.)
7 p.m. Groom yourself (Time for a long soak in a bubble bath.)
8 p.m. Back to sleep (It's been a rough day - and you'll be doing it all over again tomorrow!)