Friday, March 25, 2011

Not Quite Jesus' Return

Tonight I was washing dishes and rocking out to Fergie. Suddenly I heard a really low, loud rumbling, and I couldn't tell what direction it was coming from. I'm used to hearing bombing and airplanes/helicopters from our friendly local military but I knew this wasn't it. My next thought was, "Oh my gosh, Jesus is returning and I'm doing the dishes!" I knew then why hoarders hoard - there are better things we could be doing with our time than cleaning our house!

By the way, it was just the washing machine.

*Disclaimer: Don't worry, I'm not going to use the possibility of Jesus returning at any minute to not clean my house. This disclaimer is primarily for Stephen's sake.