I love people with a good sense of humor. I also like reading the "best-of-craigslist" posts on craigslist. (Craigslist is a website where you can post jobs, things for sale, personal ads, etc.) This is a real ad that was on the Craigslist California board:
left handed vintage air guitar for free all thats needed is new strings and a good dusting.
That just cracks me up.