Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Important stuff kids have taught me

This was an email that was sent to me. I thought it was cute!

1. Picking your nose when no one is looking is still picking your nose.
2. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
3. Making your bed is a waste of time.
4. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
5. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
6. If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
7. Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.
8. Don't pop someone else's bubble.
9. You work so hard pedaling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.
10. If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll have to stand on tiptoe the rest of your life.
11. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
12. Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
13. Make your mother proud of you.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Standing in the rain is almost like taking a shower.

When all else fails brothers and sisters stick together.

Desserts can be eaten before your meal.

Never fall asleep with gum in your mouth.

Pizza for breakfast won't kill you.