1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew!
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 I used to give TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. I love it when we sing hymns we've never heard before!
7. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
8. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.