1. You attend a weekly coupon club.
2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months.
3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining.
4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.
5. You're outraged when the price of a can of soda goes up a nickel.
6. You haven't purchased anything name brand in over 10 years.
7. You take the pennies from the container next to the cash register.
8. Your family gets Christmas presents the week after Christmas because you love that 50% discount!
9. Matinee. Every time.
10. Ramen flavors correspond to days of the week in your home.